GEMINI

“Did you hear that? No?  Oh. Let me repeat it, because it’s very important that you understand who I am and where I’m coming from. And if you still don’t get it the second time, I’m happy to repeat it a third time. Maybe even a fourth… and five times isn’t even getting boring for me! It’s all about communication!”

What I guess I am seeing is someone who doesn’t mind informing everyone, much more than once, of the extremely important and life-changing things that have happened to them. They make sure everyone knows the same information and that they share what they consider to be important truths about themself. The thing is, they are so concerned that they share everything, with everyone.  There could be a lot of "too much information syndrome" going on, more than once.

Now, in a land where you could run far, far away and maybe only hear the repeat a couple of times, that would be fine. This way – softer people will be hypnotised and stronger types don’t feel they’re repeating themself – they’re just exploring the major life themes that they’ve experienced from different angles. They feel they’re being deeply philosophical and inviting you in to have an explore of your own inner world, too. Only... there isn’t always room in this meaningful place for more than one speaker.

So, be warned. There’s talking. There’s flirting. There’s joking. There are revelations, amidst tears and dramas. But it’s all the same story, told many times, just in different ways – a little bit like having lamb every night, but with a different sauce, or chopped into small pieces rather than eaten in one lump...

Now don’t be misled: they’re not at all boring, that’s not what I’m saying here – but self-obsessed? Um, yes. Clever enough to sell it as self-exploration? Wisdom of experience? Something important to share? Er, yes. Beguiling enough to gather about them a gang of acolytes, wanting to be initiated into life’s “Deep Mysteries?” Oh yes. They are the keeper of those, for sure. And don’t forget – they UNDERSTAND!

Here the House has given us one of those souls who really does want to enchant everyone - but who can often end up disenchanting through too much contact way too soon. They need to know their stuff, and they need to not slip up. Because there’s more to them than there appears to be, twin soul as it were, and once you’ve gotten to known one side, be prepared for the Evil Twin to come out and trick you!
 
Why they’re there: Trickster! (Wise trickster, at that.)

Why we’ll love them: Clever strategy.

Why they’ll stay: Causes interesting moments.

Why they’ll go: Something kind of weird could be revealed….

 

Lucy Cavendish wrote these amazing astrological profiles using just the Housemate’s date, time and place of birth. She had no idea who the Housemate was or even what gender he/she was.

Lucy Cavendish is the author of The Oracle Tarot and Magical Spell Cards, published by Hay House. She wrote this profile knowing only the Housemate's time, place and date of birth. For readings and heaps of info, check out her website at www.lucycavendish.com