CANCER
Sigh. Bless him, but honestly. This man is just such a boy – he's been mummied to death by women all his life, living quite the cushy existence... and while he can step in and really save the day from time to time, he's really just a big smooch who needs to be taken care of. He can be very slack in the love department, and he's really looking for someone who can take care of him – and look hot, too. (So interchangable caretakers will be just fine. He is emotional, but he has to really form a deep attachment - he's totally scared of having his big, sooky heart broken...) He's caring, no doubt about it – Cancerians are very empathetic and he will care deeply if someone is hurt – phsyically and /or emotionally – and will do his best to give them a hug. But if he has to do that for too long, he actually can sulk.

His whole life has been very sunny in some respects - he knows he's approaching a time when grown-up world beckons – and he's not really too sure what to do about it. He's in an in-between time right now, and he's an in-between creature – very watery, as Cancerians are the cardinal water sign, so he'll spend a LOT of time in the spa, and he'll shower longer than most, and drink heaps of H2o and he'll also have a bit of a cry-along with people when the opportunity presents itself. (Watch for complaints about missing the water.) And while he can come across as very blokey, he really is a bit of a doofus once you get to know him. He isn't dopey – but he's never really been intellectually stretched by people or life just yet. But he can't just cruise along being "lucky" forever, and deep down he suspects that. Being in the house will be very interesting, because he won't be able to retreat into his shell – and as more than one person will find him charming and gorgeous, there could be some broken heart resentment... and revenge...

I expect a Mummy issue to surface, lots of cuddling, some tears and a tendency to mope if things don't go his way. And if he doesn't get sufficient food, he'll get very cranky. He likes to comfort eat and when he's not physically active, he can get bored. Easily. And that makes him toey. So, with enough time out from what we all call the real world, this guy could embarrass himself big-time. It will never really do him any harm, though, because nature has been very kind to him. He's happy to go with the flow – and isn't willing to go deep. He's into fun, fun, fun – but life is about to challnge him by showing him the darker side of some people – and people who he just can't escape from that easily.

Why he's there: To take his shirt off.

Why he'll stay: He's a sweetie, who's gorgeous.

Why he'll go: It's just not enough in terms of conversation and peppy personality.

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