TAURUS

Hello. I am a strong person, who is never weak. I walk away from fights. I can be foolish when it comes to love, and I passionately care about what things, people and places look like. But don’t tell anyone, because I am a STRONG PERSON.


Oh well. It’s time for that façade to crumble. This one is ever so lovely and sweet and probably either dramatically good looking or drawn, like iron shavings to a magnet, to good looking things.  But they hate this quality about themself. They really do feel that certain things shouldn’t count, but at the same time, they can’t help but look closely at things like wooden shelves or handmade cars and appreciate their design.


They have a distinct and very exacting aesthetic, meaning they are bloody fussy about what things look like. They can be slightly snobbish about some aspects of life - and if people have what they consider to be horrible haircuts or muffin tops, then this one’s critical gaze comes out. They are always thinking of how they could go to work on others and with just a bit of a change here and there, they could make them either look or BE so much better.


So, while it may not be that they are Carson Kressley, they are definitely into makeovers. It may not be in the fashion department – but they will want to change things for the better, and constantly be on the lookout for how the show could be improved, if only everyone would put a little more effort in.


While they’re witty and lovely and ruled by Love Goddess Venus, you see – they’re highly sexed – to the max – but they HATE to show it. It makes them feel weak you see – but boy oh boy, are they driven by sex!
Anyway, the point I was making was that while they can be funny and appreciate humour they can also be very literal. They need some things explained to them. Several times! If they don’t get it, it doesn’t matter how patient the other person is, they will get cross with them. Then, somehow, they’ll find something that the other person doesn’t do so well and they’ll, well, pick on them slightly to right the balance.


They will build things from time to time, provide structure underneath loose games, and be on the lookout for people who they’ll like to… well… bond closely with. They will fall in love when there is external beauty, because they mistake it for inner beauty.


Jealous? Oh, yes. They can be very jealous and kind of rigid, too, but, never mind - we all need a bit of that sort of stuff for some drama to take place!


Why they’re there: I venture to say because they’re likely to hook up.


Why they’ll stay: They will hook up.


Why they’ll go: They will not stop hooking up!

 

Lucy Cavendish wrote these amazing astrological profiles using just the Housemate’s date, time and place of birth. She had no idea who the Housemate was or even what gender he/she was.

Lucy Cavendish is the author of The Oracle Tarot and Magical Spell Cards, published by Hay House. She wrote this profile knowing only the Housemate's time, place and date of birth. For readings and heaps of info, check out her website at www.lucycavendish.com